ALL I NEED IS A RED TURTLE SHELL AND I'M SET

Not since Sonic the Hedgehog's red tap-dancing/sneaker hybrid shoes have there been an awesome pair of video game goodness that look good on your feet. Till now.

Check out the Nike Air Force 2 High Wii edition.
(Borderline-effeminate, Wii Fitness-induced arm-flailing action not included.)


This is the last things those fucking Goombas will see before they're crushed to a bloody pulp.


The POWER button icon is GENIUS.

Oh there's also a PS3-inspired edition, but it looks like you stepped in an oil spill.