KANYE DON'T READ GOOD

Sexually, mentally, and fashionably ambiguous celebrity Kanye West said “I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book’s autograph.”

Pains me as it is to say this, there are people who look up to this fuckhead. And he just told them that reading isn't cool (and that books have arms for signing autographs or baking pies or rowing boats. But that's not my point).

I don't expect somebody who wears glasses that look like air conditioning vents to promote Leo Tolstoy, but at least be responsible enough to shut up about something you're too stupid to wrap your head around, like say, LITERACY.

Asshole.

EVERYBODY LOVES BULLSEYE II

Bullseye is quickly becoming Curly of the Marvel Universe. If he's not being stabbed, impaled, or choked, he gets punk'd by Spider-man using the oldest playground sucker-joke yet.









You sir, are officially Marty Fontanilla, this kid I went to in 1st Grade and everyone's favorite punching bag. He was a douchebag even as a kid which is why we either made fun of his bowl-cut hair or put mud in his backpack and tell everyone it was poop.

Last I checked, he was a telemarketer. A super-villain, just like Bullseye.