HOLY SHIRT!

I rue the day when wearing t-shirts will be declared as one of the 7 ways of spotting a serial killer. especially the ones with the odd pop-culture cross-pollination happening on the front.

Seriously, how can you go wrong with a Livestrong/E.T. hybrid?

BLACK TIE FIGHTER AFFAIR

Here's something you can wear to an imperial event, like, say, the opening of the new Death Star. Until some punk kid blows it up again.