EVERYBODY LOVES BULLSEYE II

Bullseye is quickly becoming Curly of the Marvel Universe. If he's not being stabbed, impaled, or choked, he gets punk'd by Spider-man using the oldest playground sucker-joke yet.









You sir, are officially Marty Fontanilla, this kid I went to in 1st Grade and everyone's favorite punching bag. He was a douchebag even as a kid which is why we either made fun of his bowl-cut hair or put mud in his backpack and tell everyone it was poop.

Last I checked, he was a telemarketer. A super-villain, just like Bullseye.

EVERYBODY LOVES BULLSEYE

With the Dark Reign status quo in effect throughout the Marvel U, Bullseye has been riding shotgun in the Avengers bandwagon. In fact, he's posing as longtime Avenger and Marvel U man-whore Hawkeye now.

But like my grandmother always said, even if you bleach your asshole, it's still an asshole.

Maybe ol' Lester deserves to be slapped aroud, but 2 impalings in a month? That's like Clay Aiken on payday!

Deadpool #11

Dark Reign Elektra # 4

I should mention: Deadpool in a meat suit? Legendary.



(BTW, Bullseye beating the meat deserves another 'Clay Aiken' joke)