THE PERFECT GYM BAG FOR THE UNDERMUSCLED, OVERACHIEVING NERD

You know that composition notebook you had in the 5th Grade with the incriminating notes scribbled on the margins about Mrs. Salvador's breasts and the Stormtrooper vs. Monkey comic strip in the back cover?

Well now you can carry it around proudly as a Notebook Duffel bag.

Finally, something that goes with that Trapper Keeper Track Suit.

HOLY CRAP COMIC BOOK MOMENT OF THE WEEK

Remember a few posts back where I had nothing on the Black Hand? Well now I'm practically the Stephen Hawking of the Black Hand, thanks to this week's Green Lantern #43.

It tells his origin story, and by 'origin story' I mean 'road to Fuckupsville'. He (hearts) death so much, every time he enters his dad's mortuary he's like a kid in a cadaver store.

So yeah, I thought, "okay so THAT'S what makes him a creepy villain. He's goth-to-the-extreme, got it," they totally pull the rug from under us and give him the final push into super-villainy.

Awesome. Disgusting, but awesome.








That should totally be in Supervillainy 101: "How to Go from That Guy from Six Feet Under to Nicole Richie in 4 pages"