XOXO, EMPEROR VULCAN

In the past couple of years, Marvel has been pretty awesome with all things cosmic . In three fell swoops, they've managed to soup up everyone who's seen Uranus (and that's not counting your proctologist).

And if they've redefined Rocket Raccoon to make Chewbacca look like Teddy Ruxpin, you know Marvel's got its shit together.

And yet in the scale of universal war and planetary death farts, big bad Emperor Vulcan manages to go from evil dictator...


...to Blair Waldorf in two panels.